Tonight, the wrinkly one went out, leaving me in charge of things, when a strange two-legger appeared at the entrance to our den!
Suddenly, the wall started yowling! I’ve never heard the wall yowl before, and so loudly! I yowled back, but I’m not sure it even heard me.
I did not like this two-legger. Unlike the other two-leggers the wrinkly one had introduced Unlike the other two-leggers I’d met, his smell was nothing like the wrinkly one! I hissed at him, letting him know his presence was not wanted. Since the den and I were both yowling at him, surely he would run away with his tail between his legs!
Instead, another two-legger of questionable scents arrived! I hissed at him too! What are all these humans doing in my den? They are just making lots of noise and not feeding me treats! GET OUT!
I’m not exactly sure what happened next. Either the two-leggers were fighting, or mating. So difficult to tell…
The dark two-legger started swatting the striped two-legger around like he was a little fly. Such pesky creatures, flies… I never have liked them!
The striped two-legger tried to fly away…
…But the dark two-legger squashed him like the annoying bug he was. I had to admit, I was impressed by his hunting prowess!
The dark two-legger seemed quite pleased, rightfully so, as he drug his prey away.