*sigh* You just don’t learn, do you, mutt? Foolish canine…
I thought I had taught you about coming near my territory? It really isn’t that hard to understand… even the stony two-legger gets it. Only felines are allowed around these parts.
I can’t believe I have to get my fur wet just to teach you this lesson… again. Stupid dog…
Hey! Hey you! Ya, that’s right, I’m talking to you, mutt! I know that look! Don’t you even think about marking up the wrinkly one’s leafy things with your stinky piddle! This territory is already claimed!
Go on then, get! The road is not far enough! This side of the road is my side of the road, you got that? Or is that tiny doggy brain of yours still not getting the hint? Do I need to come spray on your leg to make myself perfectly clear, here?
Oho… now he’s mad!
All right, mutt, if you insist… but just remember you brought this on yourself!
No one messes with kitty.
*stretches* Now get off my lawn.