Ugh, Wrinkly One, what is the meaning of this? Cold stuff up to my haunches! What a miserable time to be away from a nice warm den, especially with a little one!
…And don’t think that I don’t notice she’s stealing all the pets, too. This situation is just turning from bad to worse…
Hey! Hey! Where do you think you’re going! Do you think you can just leave without petting your poor, cold cat at all?
…I’m going to ninja-kitty your ankles so bad when you come out you aren’t going to know what hit you! Mrahahaha!
Oh great food dish! The little one is shrieking like some great beast! Whatever happened in there!
You may smell like my wrinkly one, but you don’t look like my wrinkly one! Nope, nope, nope, that’s a whole lot of nope! I’m out of here!
Hey! Heeeeeeey, Spotted Queen! How are things with your two-legger?
What? What’s that? She is too busy with some male two-legger to give you any pets?
Just who is this male that thinks he can steal the attention away from my Queen, anyway!
Gasp! No! It can’t be! Not… not the two-legger that belongs to that pesky mutt that lives next door!
The wrinkly one’s kit isn’t thinking to take him as a mate…? This must be stopped!
Hey! Heeeeeeeeeey! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaait!
Stop! Remember me? The poor, starving stray? Just look at me, in all this cold stuff, scrounging around the fairgrounds for scraps… Isn’t it such a crime?
Don’t you want to just pet me for hours, and keep me warm, and feed me, and get me some warm milk… ooooooo. Do you have any warm milk? Warm milk sounds really good right now…
Hey! What are you doing? I didn’t even get a pet! Don’t ignore me! You are a worthless two-legger, you know that?
. . . It didn’t work. Foiled! Completely foiled!
Sigh. Now I feel depressed. What are you up to anyway, Wrinkly One? Little One? …Huh.
Ya, I uh… haven’t the slightest clue either, Spotted Queen.
Might as well bury my sorrows…
Oh hey! Bugs! Who’s the best? I’m the best!
Ooooooh Spotted Queeeeeeeen… Surprise!
Look at those two-leggers, such incompetant hunters…
Not at all like me, you know. I caught you a beetle. After dinner how about we… keep each other warm?
Unfortunately, I don’t think we were the only ones keeping each other warm that evening…
I’ve got my heterochromatic eyes on you, Mutt-lover… you better watch yourself!
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