The wrinkly one and her kit have been away from the den so often lately… The roaring monster swallows them up and runs away, and it is several catnaps before it returns and spits them out…
I wonder if they’ll be back soon, one of the food bowls only has the unpleasant powdery broken bits left… Not that I would ever be picky about such a thing, of course, but Two-paw and Three-paw certainly deserve better…
Oh… what is… this?! This is not the roaring monster!
Certainly this is a beast equally worthy of caution…
*snort*
Dear whiskers it’s huge! It makes my fur shake under its hot, mighty breath! Retreat!
Err… That’s right, get out of here, giant cloven beast!
Obviously my fine hunting prowess was just too much for him too handle.
Hmm? What is that mutt up to this late?
I think I’ll follow him. Cats and curiousity… I just can’t help myself.
Oho… so is this your den, Mutt? And… is that your two-legger?
Well, well, well. It is time to up my game to a whole new level, I see.
“Meeeeeeeeeow, maaaaaaaaow, mrrrrrrrrrroow!”
Oh, please help me, dumb two-legger that owns the dumb mutt! Can’t you see I’m a poor starving stray, stuck all alone out here in the cold white-stuff, unable to even find scraps from your stinky place?
Mrwahahaha, this is going to be too easy!
Now for the cute eyes! “Mroooooooooooow!” You don’t want to leave a poor kitty like me out here on a cold night like this, do you?
…And that’s how it’s done.
Aaaah, the heart of the mutt’s den. The entire place stinks of mutt.
First order of business: Replace the mutt’s scent with my fine feline perfume.
Second order of business: Leave my calling card on his most beloved possessions.
And the final order of business: Leave him an extra special token of my affections.
Uuuuugh, canine’s eat this stuff? Rancid. Though, I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised, considering they’ll eat their own feces… I imagine this tastes about the same…
Food bowl desecrated, check.
And now I shall return your food, Mutt, with a side serving of hairball…
Ooooh, that stinks! Enjoy waking up to that one, dozing doggy!
I quite enjoy your two-legger’s pets, so I’m sure I’ll be back~
What a rapscallion !
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He really is… let’s hope his kittens don’t learn to be so mischievous.
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They’re… kittens! Isn’t that the definition of mischief? ;)
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Good point!
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Shadow is such a fun cat! I’ve really enjoyed catching up on this story. I have a cold right now, so I’ve been lazy, which was perfect for binge-reading this! Can’t wait for your next update!
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You really flew through this! I’m glad you enjoyed your binge-read and hope you get feeling better soon, supernatural103!
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LOL What a nasty cat! Poor Ralston!
Lovely updates! <3 <3 <3
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Ralston is forever Shadow’s punching bag. All the fights seem like child’s play compared to cuddling up to his two-legger… I wonder if Ralston will ever figure out a way to get his revenge. ^_~
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I’m not sure! She looks very docile. I have a feeling they’ll become friends.
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Shadow has the Aggressive trait and doesn’t warm up easily… he especially seems to dislike dogs and two-leggers he isn’t especially familiar with, heh. But who knows, he could surprise me!
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I forgot to mention that I changed my blog address to gamersplicer.wordpress.com
I’m sorry for the trouble. Don’t worry about changing all the links since I decided to give a long break to my story. Cheers!
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About Shadow! These guys are always surprising. ;-)
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Dastardly genius! Had my chuckling all the way :)
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He really does have an evil streak. Like mind-baby like author…? ^_~
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hehe keep it up I say ;)
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